1. Somehow I have dropped the "s" from the word "oops." This means that every time I bump into someone, every time I manage to yet again fall UP the stairs, I end up letting out this high pitched "oooOOOP!" that makes me sound like a cross between a forgetful old woman and an annoying cartoon character. Afterwards I mutter to myself about how stupid I am, which just makes me sound schizophrenic.
2. I have taken to masticating my gum with such fervor that it alarms the average person. Although I keep my mouth closed, my chomping is earthquake inducing and I tend to swallow hard afterwards.
3. My internal organs are perpetually distressed sounding especially when I'm surrounded by people and it's quiet.
4. Sometimes my hearing gives out when someone is talking to me and I don't quite catch what they say. Rather than asking them to repeat the last thing they said, I pretend that I heard it and either laugh or say "yes." Nine times out of ten, they are either commenting about a grave situation or asking a question with a non-categorical answer.
5. I am in a hip hop dance class.
Oh, and um... if they actually make this I can die happy.
In other news, I love The Great Lake Swimmers. Don't you?
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