MTV

Ever since I watched Save the Last Dance, I've wanted to be that awkward white girl who could toss off her glasses, tear off her conservative dress, pull out a fierce weave from beneath her ponytail and shake what her momma gave her.  Unfortunately all my hip-swiveling, air humping and break moves have not secured my membership in any dance crews.  And the hip-hop class I'm taking this semester has only served to heighten my awareness of how much my dancing resembles the movements of a dying swan.  So should I go on MTV's MADE? Am I too old? 

Incidentally, I'm watching a show on MTV right now, True Life: I Have a Drinking Problem.  It just makes me wince because I don't understand how these girls are constantly going balls out at night, drunkenly inhaling some dude's cologne on a dance floor and waking up the next morning to dried puke, several text messages and a head that feels like a cracked eggshell.  I'd much prefer to spend my nights more productively, doing important things like watching movies and reading.  You know how it is...

The new Madonna song has leaked.  If anyone can deliver information as to where I can obtain a copy of this glorious gem, please let me know.  In the meantime, I DIG this remix:

Usher- Love in this Club (Jeansbjorn Club Music)

I hope you're not hating on Usher right now.   Because I think he's incredibly smooth.  Here's one more remix I really like:

Bjork- Wanderlust (Ratatat Remix)