I am continually approached by well-dressed people who ask me if I've heard of the female image of God in the Bible. Has this happened to anyone else? Last week, I was walking through Penn Station and had the following exchange:
A girl in her mid-twenties, dressed in a lavender business suit approaches me. She is followed by an older man in a suit who is carrying a clipboard. Both lock eyes with me and I suddenly glued to the floor.
Girl: Hi, I'm Susan and this is my colleague Anthony. We were just wondering if you had heard of the female image of God in the Bible.
Me (dejected to hear that I am not being "discovered" and approached with a modeling and/or acting contract): Oh, um... to be honest with you I'm not interested. I gotta say though, you guys must be the fifth set of people who have approached me this month to ask me that question.
Girl: Well maybe there's a reason for that.
Me: I sincerely doubt it, but thanks.
I wonder what religion these people are, and why all of a sudden, they are trying to incorporate this feminist outlook to the Bible. Didn't we already get this with Alanis Morrisette in Dogma?
Anyway, here's a link to my new blog for my design class. Also, to the rando who commented on my last entry- unfortunately I tend to mention urine frequently, but I appreciate the fact that ONE person seems to read this so I will insert a warning from now on. Additionally, I have written much weirder things. It's the result of an overactive imagination.