Tuesday, June 10, 2008

There are girls in the Bible?

I am continually approached by well-dressed people who ask me if I've heard of the female image of God in the Bible.  Has this happened to anyone else? Last week, I was walking through Penn Station and had the following exchange:

A girl in her mid-twenties, dressed in a lavender business suit approaches me.  She is followed by an older man in a suit who is carrying a clipboard.  Both lock eyes with me and I suddenly glued to the floor.

Girl: Hi, I'm Susan and this is my colleague Anthony.  We were just wondering if you had heard of the female image of God in the Bible.

Me (dejected to hear that I am not being "discovered" and approached with a modeling and/or acting contract): Oh, um... to be honest with you I'm not interested.  I gotta say though, you guys must be the fifth set of people who have approached me this month to ask me that question.

Girl: Well maybe there's a reason for that.

Me: I sincerely doubt it, but thanks.  

I wonder what religion these people are, and why all of a sudden, they are trying to incorporate this feminist outlook to the Bible.  Didn't we already get this with Alanis Morrisette in Dogma
Anyway, here's a link to my new blog for my design class.  Also, to the rando who commented on my last entry- unfortunately I tend to mention urine frequently, but I appreciate the fact that ONE person seems to read this so I will insert a warning from now on.  Additionally, I have written much weirder things.  It's the result of an overactive imagination. 


1 comment:

Margot said...

sounds like cult activity to me. watch your back.