So this is the new year

I'm starting 2008 by burping up champagne while watching "To Catch a Predator."  If this is any indication of how the rest of this year goes, I'll be a happy camper... I mean, who doesn't enjoy the delicious combination of pedophiles and light-headedness at three in the morning? 

I love it how this show is so cruel to these teen touchers.  They get tempted by seeing this really attractive female actress who entices them with promise of a hot tub tryst, which is faithfully interrupted by the blue-baller himself, Chris Hansen.  And if branding them as perverse, stigmatized individuals on national television wasn't enough, Cooper then rereads their pathetic attempts at seduction over AIM.  I don't think any 13 year-old is naive enough to be turned on by a man's egregious claim that his single goal in life is to give her outstanding pleasure.  Once you enter into womanhood, even at such a young age, you quickly realize that no such creature exists.